Who'd A Thought It Lenham
Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone - ME17 2AR LENHAM
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Situated just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It boasts a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites.
The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The en suite bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed.
In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes.
Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.
The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The en suite bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed.
In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes.
Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away.
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Amenities Who'd A Thought It Lenham
General information about the hotel
Check-in : from 15:00 to 23:00 Check-out : up to 11:30 Free WiFi No pets allowed Garden Non smoking Restaurant Bar Room service Patio
Bedrooms
Television Non smoking rooms Air conditioning Linen
Bathroom
Towels
Activities
Spa Board games/puzzles
Parking private on site free
Accessible parking
Health information
This establishment has taken additional health and hygiene measures to ensure you have a peaceful stay.
General information about the hotel
Check-in : from 15:00 to 23:00 Check-out : up to 11:30 Free WiFi No pets allowed Garden Non smoking Restaurant Bar Room service PatioBedrooms
Television Non smoking rooms Air conditioning LinenBathroom
TowelsActivities
Spa Board games/puzzlesParking private on site free
Accessible parkingHealth informationThis establishment has taken additional health and hygiene measures to ensure you have a peaceful stay.
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Food & drink safetyLuxury Suite with Spa Bath (2 people)
Suite of 50 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Tile/Marble floor Hardwood/Parquet floors Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 double bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewThis suite features a circular bed, mirrored ceiling and dance pole. There is a hot tub on a private patio as well as the hot tub in the bathroom and overhead shower. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels and high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Spa Bath (2 people)
Double Room of 40 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Desk Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 double bed
BathroomView Garden viewThe Bollinger Room is a spacious room with a large leather bed facing sliding doors leading to a private patio with outdoor seating. The bathroom has a circular spa bath with overhead shower. There is a 49-inch flat-screen TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, and all rooms come with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Presidential Suite (2 people)
Suite of 75 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 double bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewThe Krug Suite is the Who’d A Thought It's largest room and boasts a 9-foot bed under crystal chandeliers. Not only does this room have two private hot tubs inside and outside, it also has a shower steam room. A massive 60-inch TV in your lounge and a further TV in your bedroom, full Sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Double Room with Patio and Spa Bath (2 people)
Double Room of 30 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 extra-large double bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewThis contemporary style room has a large Baroque bed and a private decked area with a large private conservatory and a outdoor hot tub. The en-suite bathroom has a spa bath and separate shower. There is a 55-inch and a 40-inch flat-screen TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed Wi-Fi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Four Poster Bed and Spa Bath (2 people)
Double Room of 40 m² Spa Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 double bed
BathroomView Garden viewThe Perrier Jouet Suite features a four-poster bed, marble floor and a spa bath with separate shower. There is a 42-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Hot Tub (2 people)
Suite of 75 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom 1 :
Living room :
1 extra-large double bed
Living room :
1 sofa bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewThe bedroom is ispired by Morocco and Rome, featuing crushed velvet on the day bed and in the lounge, with a 65-inch TV with fully Sky package and high-speed WiFi. Your bathroom has a deep bath tub, a rain shower and complimentary toiletries.Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
King Room with Spa Bath (2 people)
Double Room of 30 m² Spa Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Radio Hardwood/Parquet floors Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 double bed
BathroomView Garden viewThe Pommery room is themed on a Gentleman’s Club with dark wood panelling to the walls and a dark wood sleigh bed. There is a corner bath in the bedroom and a separate shower wet-room. A 30-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
King Suite with Spa Bath (2 people)
Suite of 50 m² Spa Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Hardwood/Parquet floors Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom 1 :
Living room :
1 extra-large double bed
Living room :
1 sofa bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewThis room offers an outdoor hot tub on with own private decked area with sun loungers. This room has bold colours set against a white canvas with arty graffiti on the wall. Your bathroom features a free-standing bath, rainfall shower and toiletries. The lounge has 2 white leather Italian sofas, a small bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package. You have tea and coffee making facilities along with spring water. The bedroom offers a super king bed and a 49-inch TV with full Sky package and high-speed WiFi.
Premium Suite with Spa Bath (2 people)
Double Room of 55 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 extra-large double bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewThis suite features a French baroque bed and sofas in the seating area. There is an in-room hot tub and outside on the private patio is another hot tub with lounger and country views. A 40-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, as well as high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts Clarins toiletries and shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Small Double Room (2 people)
Double Room of 12 m² Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels Iron Welcome tray Radio Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 double bed
BathroomView Garden viewThe Tatinger Mini is a compact room and the smallest at the Who’d A Thought It. Ideal for a single traveller as the bed is positioned against the wall, but can accommodate 2 if required. A 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a shower and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge
Superior Suite with Spa Bath (2 people)
Double Room of 55 m² Spa Fireplace Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Tile/Marble floor Hardwood/Parquet floors Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 large double bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewDecorated in aquamarine and gold, this extra large suite is art deco in style, with a lounge area with two chaise lounges and open-plan bathroom with indoor spa bath. Sliding doors lead to a private patio area with a private hot tub. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels, as well as high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Classic Double Room with Shower (2 people)
Double Room of 16 m² Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels Iron Welcome tray Desk Radio Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 double bed
BathroomView Garden viewThe Duval Leroy room is a compact room with a glass door that leads to the en-suite bathroom with shower. 32-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high speed Wi-Fi. The bathroom boasts luxury toiletries and a shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Hot Tub (2 people)
Suite of 38 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Tile/Marble floor Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 large double bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewA suite with large French baroque bed and sofas in the seating area. There is an in-room hot tub plus a separate en-suite and shower. Outside on the private patio is a hot tub with lounger and country views. The room also features TV and Bluetooth speaker. With a 40-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels, this room comes with limited internet WiFi. The bathroom boasts Clarins toiletries and shower. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Executive Double Suite (2 people)
Suite of 64 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 large double bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewThe LP Alexandra is a Versace-inspired room, with gold furnishings and leopard print flooring. The LP Alexandra has 2 hot tubs, inside and outside, within a private walled patio area with sun loungers. The room has a sound system with Bluetooth connection and a 50-inch smart TV with Sky TV. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.
Superior Suite (2 people)
Suite of 65 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 large double bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewThe Ace of Spades Suite features two private hot tubs and a Swarovski bath with over 60,000 gems. This room boasts its own private bar and a 65-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. High speed Wi-Fi is available in all rooms.
Double Room with Whirlpool (2 people)
Double Room of 32 m² Spa Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 large double bed
BathroomView Garden viewKnown as the White Room, this room is set in wall-to-wall white with zebra print flooring. This room has a double bed with Egyptian cotton sheets, 2 large chandeliers and white and crystal sofa. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Deluxe Suite with Spa Bath (2 people)
Suite of 32 m² Spa Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Tile/Marble floor Hardwood/Parquet floors Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 large double bed
BathroomView Garden viewOur Deutz room features cowhides on the floor and the bed. There is a 60-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels. The bathroom boasts a spa bath and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Queen Suite with Spa Bath (2 people)
Suite of 32 m² Spa Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Hardwood/Parquet floors Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 large double bed
BathroomView Garden viewOur Billecart room features a mirrored feature wall and gold and turquoise colours. This room has its own private bar and a large marbled bathroom. A 55-inch TV and full Sky package including movies and sports channels is included, along with high-speed WiFi. The bathroom boasts a spa bath big enough for two and complimentary toiletries. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Suite with Hot Tub (2 people)
Suite of 45 m² Spa Patio Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom 1 :
Living room :
1 extra-large double bed
Living room :
1 sofa bed
BathroomActivities Whirlpool bathtubView Garden viewThe hot tub is a top feature of this suite. Boasting a private entrance, this air-conditioned suite comes with 1 living room, 1 separate bedroom and 1 bathroom with a bath and a shower. Featuring a terrace with garden views, this suite also features a tea and coffee maker and a flat-screen TV with streaming services. The unit has 2 beds.
Suite with Spa Bath (2 people)
Suite of 32 m² Spa Separate entrance Television Cable/satellite channels VOD (ex. Netflix) Air conditioning Wardrobe/Closet Iron Slippers Welcome tray Sitting srea Radio Sofa Hardwood/Parquet floors Carpeted Toilets Toilet paper Linen Located on ground floor Garden furniture Kettle Coffee machine FridgeBeddingBedroom :
1 double bed
BathroomView Garden viewThe colour black, the symbol of elegance. The Lanson Black. This was the perfect champagne to name this room after. This room has wall to wall black armadillo style wallpaper, a double bed and a double cuddle sofa. A massive 60inch TV and full sky package including movies and sports channels, all rooms come with fibre optic WiFi complimentary. The bathroom boasts toiletries and a spa bath with shower. Tea and coffee facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge.
Pets are not allowed in the establishment.
Only adults are accepted.No cot available.
No extra bed available.
Cards accepted
Guests are required to show a photo identification and credit card upon check-in. Please note that all Special Requests are subject to availability and additional charges may apply.
Please inform in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.
Please inform in advance of your expected arrival time. You can use the Special Requests box when booking, or contact the property directly with the contact details provided in your confirmation.
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